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Choose wisely…

Guitar set-ups that might draw unwanted attention during your Sunday worship set:

1. The Mint Tin Pocket Guitar Amp

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For that minty-fresh tingle.

2. The Hello Kitty Rig

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The amp AND the guitar might be a little much.

3. Pat Methany’s 42 String Picasso

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For the mutant worship leader.

4. The LEGO Guitar

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Let your inner-child free!

5. The Samurai

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Might get you props with the middle school boys in the youth group. This one has a “real” samurai sword.

6. Nitro’s Michael Angelo’s Charvel Quad X-400

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Don’t even try to pull this one off, you don’t have the hair for it. Trust me.

7. The Intellicaster

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If it ran OS X, I’m sure you would be OK.

8. ESP Sword

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For those who want to be “slain in the spirit.”

9. The Gun

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I’m a Texan, and all for gun rights, but come on now.

10. Lunchbox Guitar

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Hungry?

Bonus Ouija Board Guitar

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Getting in touch with the wrong spirit, I think.

Bonus #2 Surf’s-Up

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For more guitar weirdness, go here, here, here, and here.

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